Aug 05, 2005, 03:03 AM // 03:03
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#1
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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"A Bunny Rabbit At Night"
I am known online as a hard case. I tend to prattle on and on about what is wrong with the way people are stupid rather than evolved lifeforms, and shit like that. I often lace comedy into it all, and generally I get on well with others. I am seen as somewhat of a goofball and a hardass all at once, and it suits me fine.
I do, however, have a secret life. In this secret life, which exists literally only at night, every other night or so, I become calm. In this secret life, I let down my guard, my anger, my resentment, and my disgust with society in general and share a calm, soothing, totally worry-free few moments with a bunny rabbit. Allow me to explain before anyone accuses me of using crack...
On my drive home, I noticed a few weeks ago, this one particular turn before my driveway parking area, there was, each night at that coincidentally same time, a bunny rabbit, sitting and eating fronds of grass. My headlights would always hit him (or her) and they would sit still as I stopped, waited for right of way, and drove on.
I stopped driving on about 4 nights ago. Now, when I see him (or her) I just sit there with my headlights aimed on it, and watch it chew. It is the most pleasant thing in my day each time it occurs, and I do not care how god damn lame that sounds. It comforts me. Now, go back to your life, reflect, redefine your notions of what peace can be, and spare a grawl or two
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05
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#2
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19
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#4
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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lol ok tippy i know lets talk about what soothes us the most! video games soothe me, except when i get angry at them, then its brownies that soothe me
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21
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#5
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tyria, cappin' ur bosses
Guild: Boston Guild [BG]
Profession: R/W
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you should buy a rabbit and a flashlight. One of those really bright ones, so you can re-create the moment more accuratly.
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33
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#6
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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lol
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47
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#7
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Anyone here over the age of 16? I am starting to be convinced otherwise
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55
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#8
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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I think its cute. And Tippy's right in two ways 1. that Plat should stop making worthless posts on threads simply to up his post count and 2. that everyone has something that makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside, it's completely normal (for most people).
(note: he didnt use that wording)
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57
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#9
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Jungle Guide
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thank you storm. And i am over the age of 16
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57
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#10
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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warm and fuzzy inside, that would be my pet dog
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01
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#11
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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I'll try to get some decent night photo's of this bunny and his salad of grass, so I can then post them on screenshot exposition, and piss off the locals there
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:02 AM // 04:02
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#12
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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lol piss em off......anyways u should post the pic here too, cuz some of us dont like the screenshot forums (guilty), the bunny sounds cute
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:10 AM // 04:10
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#13
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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is s/he a flopsy eared bunny?
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18
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#14
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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I believe he/she is a cotton tail. His ears are way too short to be a Jackrabbit. I live in Northeast Texas, so it is some variant on those. He is a fat little fart too
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23
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#15
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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lol...I like bunnies...I wish I had a bunny...I gave up on cute little fuzzy things when my hamster dies tho...she was evil...she bit and she broke the skin once too...God that hurt
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25
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#16
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Storm Crow
lol...I like bunnies...I wish I had a bunny...I gave up on cute little fuzzy things when my hamster dies tho...she was evil...she bit and she broke the skin once too...God that hurt
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Your...hamster bit you and broke the skin? What kinda hamster was this? Was his name Diablo? My god!
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:29 AM // 04:29
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#17
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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no, her name was Daisy got my cat around that time and named her Tulip (I was 7 and obsessed with flowery names ) but yes she was a teddy bear hamster aka a very very very fuzzy little sucker and she was evil
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:44 AM // 04:44
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#18
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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ooh my classmate has a hamster, and another classmate of mine has a bunny, my dog cant compare! aw well, he's still pretty cool
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Aug 05, 2005, 04:53 AM // 04:53
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#19
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Intarweb
Guild: Wrath of Nature [WoN]
Profession: E/Mo
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My warm, fuzzy moment is climbing into my bed after a long day; the feeling of being able to finally let my sore muscles relax is the best thing. The thing I find the best is a sleep inducing stupor - the kind of mental haze where you aren't sure how much time has passed but are completely content in either staring blankly into space or concocting fantasies that are completely unfound, yet for that moment, could be entirely believable. I just had one of those last night: climbed into bed and dreamed away; I got a full night's sleep in a few hours, looked at the clock and dreamed for hours as it seemed, yet it had only been ten minutes. Time is relative, as Einstein once said.
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Aug 05, 2005, 06:51 AM // 06:51
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#20
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SOT
I'll try to get some decent night photo's of this bunny and his salad of grass, so I can then post them on screenshot exposition, and piss off the locals there
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You better post bunny pictures!
And Platinum, seriously, I've seen less spam in a supermarket.
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